PETER WADE charts a weekend away in an alien land for a group of Torquay United supporters

Now I realise that people really believe SKY when they say the football season begins when Chelsea have their first game – the fact that the other three leagues began the week before is irrelevant. So the problem for these people reading the headline to this articile is twofold: Torquay who ? United actually and from now on known as The Gulls (and no, not The Seagulls of Brighton who are one of those clubs who, like Portsmouth are likely to be heard saying “it’s not fair we...