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HESKEY REVISITED

JAMES DUTTON looks at one of the most-maligned of the old-style centre-forward and asks, was he THAT bad?

HAVE you heard the one about Emile Heskey? What do you get if you cross a ball and Emile Heskey? A goal kick. A new Mr Men character has been suggested, based on Emile Heskey. Mr. Sitter. Emile Heskey has revealed that he’s been wearing a t-shirt under his top ever since his last goal and will show if off the next time he scores. It says ‘Free Nelson Mandela’.
These Emile Heskey jokes are crossing the line… unlike his shots. Heskey operated as the target...

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