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TACKLING BIRTHDAYS

Rubbish football cards… they were, er, quite good, actually, says ASHLEY GREB, and he wonders why we can’t buy them any […]

POPPING MY FOOTBALL CHERRY

‘ORRIBLE IVES’ of Wigan Athletic fanzine The Mudhutter remembers the first time Springfield ParkIT WAS around about 1973-74 that I […]

THE MYTH OF CHRISTMAS

CHRIS DUNLAVY says being bottom at Yuletife is not necessarily a disaster YOU know what they say about being bottom […]

PRESS-ING MATTERS

DANIEL SMITH reckons there’s too much focus on the Premier League – and journalists are getting too close to their […]

PLAYING KETCHUP

LUKE CONSTABLE wonders if Fernando Torres will ever truly rediscover his goalscoring touch AS PART of Roman Abramovich’s increasingly esoteric […]

THE MATCHDAY EXPERIENCE

ALISTAIR MCLAUCHLAN, a Scot living in Ecuador, wonders who’s got it best when it comes to watching football Atahualpa StadiumEVERY […]

IT’S BIN A LONG TIME

JON LIVESEY looks back at the career of legendary Everton goalkeeper Neville Southall and reviews his book, The Binman Chronicles. […]

CRYING FOWL

Since chicken farmers Venky’s took control, it’s been a clucking mess at Ewood Park. But TIM ALDRED says there’s still […]

Soccer AM MAKE IT STOP!

LUKE CONSTABLE reckons it’s time to blow the whistle on Sky’s Saturday morning cringeworthy lad-fest ALLOW me to confess: I […]

SCHTOP, SCHTEVE!

THIS COUNTRY, WE, RE NOT READY YET!KEITH MENARY wasn’t pleased to see the ‘wally with the brolly’ back on our […]

THUMB THING WE RELIED ON

CEEFAX 302-SATURDAY 3PMCeefax – the staple source of information for many a football fan’s thumb – has broadcast its last […]

Diving Bored

GARETH ROBERTS RANTSGARETH ROBERTS is sick of the outpouring of mock outrage every time a player takes a tumble WHAT […]